Mix, Match 'n Destroy

Find love, I dare you.

Sep 1, 2009 4:47pm
Just made my new subscription, and Match is already trying to sell me porn.  Mixed messages if you ask me.

Just made my new subscription, and Match is already trying to sell me porn.  Mixed messages if you ask me.
Aug 27, 2009 1:07am
“I like to work hard and play hard.  Sometimes I like to go out for a night on the town, but sometimes I just like to stay in with a glass of wine and watch a dvd.  Oh, and I will make no mention whatsoever of how a horse could possibly be involved with any of that.”

“I like to work hard and play hard.  Sometimes I like to go out for a night on the town, but sometimes I just like to stay in with a glass of wine and watch a dvd.  Oh, and I will make no mention whatsoever of how a horse could possibly be involved with any of that.”
Aug 25, 2009 8:53pm
“ I was at the National Harbor with Friend One and Friend Two when an emergency occured with Friend One. Friend Two was incredibly intoxicated and upset, and in my motherly “get control of the situation mentality” allowed her to punch me in the face numerous times simply so that she would get it out of her system, and tend to Friend One. The following day Friend Two felt horrible and offered to let me punch her in the face. I declined both because she was drunk and stressed and I understood, as well as the fact it would serve no purpose for us both to have bruised faces. ” - Mahatma Gandhi
Aug 24, 2009 8:45pm

Ahem

Figured I’d crank the ignition on this sadness train again.  It’s almost September, and everyone knows what that means.  Soon enough, many of the single people in this town will begin to recognize the loneliness in their reflections from windows on chilly autumn nights.  The paste of fallen leaves will signal not just the change of seasons but also the impending decay of everything that was once beautiful.  These lonely souls will feel a quickening urge to find The One, or in some cases just an urge to copulate frantically in order to subconsciously ward off Death, like rabbits trapped in a flaming barn.

Most of what I just wrote is bullshit.  No one’s going to read this anyway.

Instead of (or perhaps in addition to) taking advantage of the fragile humanity represented on one particularly popular dating site, I plan to use this space as a conduit to make light of the overwhelming, and sometimes astoundingly underwhelming, variety of human experience on offer there.

Also I’m lazy.  If anyone sees anything good, send submissions to: dr.dremedicinewoman@gmail.com.

Feb 28, 2009 11:32am
I love the earth and everything it offers us, especially waterfalls and avocados. I sit in the sun as often as I can and can’t stand not being able to see the stars in DC. I adore animals and try to meet as many as I can – yes, I speak all their languages. In fact, I collect languages. I’m a travel fiend, and I made the decision to only go to a country if I speak the language so I can learn as many as possible.Music and dancing also rule my life. I think colors are amazing and am so thankful I was not born colorblind. I try to surround myself with people who make me think and/or laugh a lot. Yeah that laughing stuff is pretty fun…I crack myself up.I know it’s all in the mind, and I also know mind and body are connected, soooo that must mean it’s also all in the body? whoa, I just came up with that right now…did I mention I am deep?…

I love the earth and everything it offers us, especially waterfalls and avocados. I sit in the sun as often as I can and can’t stand not being able to see the stars in DC. I adore animals and try to meet as many as I can – yes, I speak all their languages. In fact, I collect languages. I’m a travel fiend, and I made the decision to only go to a country if I speak the language so I can learn as many as possible.

Music and dancing also rule my life. I think colors are amazing and am so thankful I was not born colorblind. I try to surround myself with people who make me think and/or laugh a lot. Yeah that laughing stuff is pretty fun…I crack myself up.

I know it’s all in the mind, and I also know mind and body are connected, soooo that must mean it’s also all in the body? whoa, I just came up with that right now…did I mention I am deep?…
Feb 27, 2009 11:31am
“ Tag line: Looking for my own Doctor of Thuganomics ”
Feb 26, 2009 11:30am
Feb 10, 2009 6:12pm
“ I like to think of myself, right now, in this stage of my life, as the main character at the beginning of an epic book series. Let’s say, for analogy’s sake, Harry Potter, in the very first chapter of The Sorcerer’s Stone. You know, living under a staircase, fed up with his commonplace existence, waiting for his real life to begin. With still a year and a half left of undergrad (complete with an under-the-staircase sized room), and who knows what after that, I lie in bed every night, fervently wishing and hoping that Hagrid will knock down my door and tell me I’m a wizard so I can go begin a 7 book long adventure. This is a metaphor, of course. I stopped actually wishing for my Hogwarts letter years ago- I figured after 14, they probably wouldn’t even let me into special-ed Hogwarts anymore. ”
Feb 5, 2009 11:53pm
discuss.

discuss.
Feb 5, 2009 10:59pm
Profile Headline: What are you passionate about? favorite things: All Paulo Coelho novels

Profile Headline: What are you passionate about?

favorite things:

All Paulo Coelho novels
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